Tear-Jerker Monodrama
Milo Cramer ·Dad went to Dunkin Donuts to get coffee. Mom dies before he gets back. Dad dies of a heart attack on his way to Dunkin Donuts. He gets safely to Dunkin Donuts, but his coffee is poisoned. They put anthrax in his coffee. Max texts me he is dying. I miss 18 calls from Phoebe. Max died of a gas leak, he says in a text. Phoebe drowned. The doctors at the hospital are in a fraternity. They drink beer and feel refreshed. They laugh and pretend they are in the TV show House or the TV show Scrubs.



























